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Days of Future Past fulfills promise of ‘comic book movie’

“Comic book movies” have been a huge part of the pop culture mainstream since the first X-Men film was released over a decade ago. Some have been unquestionable home runs, while others have been critical and commercial failures. Almost all have followed similar formulas: take the characters and themes of the source material and put them into a world as real as possible. Every movie follows traditional Hollywood rules in terms of scripting and does everything it can to appeal to the new fan, making each sequel feel almost like a fresh start.

X-Men: Days of Future Past changes all of that. It fulfills the promise of what a “comic book movie” can be. As The A.V. Club recently explained in its review, DoFP does away with the need to remind viewers of who the characters are. In a sense, it adapts the sometimes maddening quality of superhero comic books, which count on rabid fans to understand the extensive history of the franchise. For DoFP, however, it works. The movie lets the characters breathe so that even new fans are able to pick up their traits quickly without having to be explicitly told their backstories. Minor details, like Wolverine’s pre-adamantium bone claws, are candy for fanboys without intruding on the story for newcomers.

The movie feeds off of the franchise’s history. Mystique and Professor X’s friendship from X-Men: First Class is the primary mover of the plot, with Charles Xavier spending the entire movie trying to save Raven from herself. His relationship with Magneto plays the same important role in the story as it always does, but in a much fresher way; we are shown both men at two very different times in their lives: one in which their philosophies have them in great conflict, and the other when war has rekindled their lost friendship. We are expected to remember everything the two men put each other through in the original X trilogy, as well as their split in First Class, in order to understand their conflict in this movie, as well as to raise the stakes of Wolverine’s mission.

Wolverine’s character continues his development from his last movie. Logan is still suffering from the loss of Jean Grey in X-Men: The Last Stand, and it is the memories of her and other slaughtered mutants that motivate him to take the journey.

This sense of history and self-reference to several different stories is a hallmark of superhero comic books and makes DoFP great, giving it the feeling of an epic conclusion, even while doing what comics always do at the end of their arcs: start the next story.

Even beyond the self-referential nature of the movie, DoFP feels like a real-life comic book. The entire story structure is more like a six-issue comic collection than a three-act play. Each section of the movie tells a distinct story that’s a part of the larger narrative.

In true comic book form, one of these subplots sees the introduction of Quicksilver. The lightning-fast teen steals the show for a few minutes, then quickly moves on, allowing the core heroes to continue on without him. Comic book fans are familiar with this trope. Characters pop up in other protagonists’ titles all the time, only to leave by the next issue to return to their own adventures. Writers often employ this technique to move their stories along, using the unique abilities of other characters to fulfill a narrative need. In abundance, this can take away from the hero’s story, but DoFP uses the cameo effectively, in a way that hurt no one’s development and gives the dark film some much-needed comic relief.

Previous “comic book movies” relied heavily on the characters to sell the story and the action to tell it. DoFP broke the mold by relying on the story to sell the movie and the characters to tell it. In fact, DoFP and Captain America: The Winter Soldier are the first superhero movies to actually be named after specific comic book story arcs. As such, both movies relied less on combining disparate stories to pack as much plot in as possible, like X3 did, and instead were able to build primarily off of one story and fill in the gaps with strong character development.

And what a story DoFP told. The original comic book storyline is beloved for a reason. Until recently, it was the kind of story that only comic books could tell. The time-traveling tale predates The Terminator by three years and Back to the Future by four. Both the movie and the comics tell two tales in different eras simultaneously, establishing the rules of time travel early and sticking to them.

The movie manages to combine several types of stories in a way that truly honors the source material. It’s equal parts 1984 dystopia, civil rights allegory, time-travel odyssey, superhero epic, and personal drama. Seeing all of these elements in one story is what makes superhero comics great, and the X-Men cosmic opera so beloved.

20th Century Fox took a big gamble with DoFP. A story like this requires a huge budget. The effects used in the future scenes alone are incredibly impressive. The Sentinels come across as horrifying, monstrous machines, which are pretty much unbeatable. And, as always, Magneto shows off his powers in terrifying new ways.

DoFP the film is the realization of the vision of Chris Claremont, author of the comic-book arc. It is a movie that tells an important story about acceptance and humanity while pushing the limits of science fiction to bold new places. It punctuates important moral points with explosions and giant robots. It’s pretty much the coolest way to learn about loving our fellow man.

If you haven’t already, see X-Men: Days of Future Past as soon as possible. Whether you are a fan of blockbusters or of character dramas, you will leave the theater happy.

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New drinks, old cars: Favorites from Hershey wine festival

Set amid antique autos from around the world, the Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board earlier this month showcased some of the best its Wine and Spirits stores have to offer at the Vintage & Vineyards wine festival. About 160 kiosks, manned by knowledgeable representatives from various wineries and importers, were situated throughout the Antique Automobile Club of America Museum in Hershey, Pennsylvania.

The experience was two-fold. Sipping on oak-aged chardonnays while standing mere feet from a 1925 Ford Model T Speedster is difficult to describe. Tasting a super-premium Napa cabernet sauvignon in view of a fire-engine-red 1930 DuPont Model G is impossible to describe. The auto-enthusiast setting mixed with the elegant wine selection made the event, overall, irresistible and unique.

Ticket holders were greeted at the door and handed a generously large wine glass by a PLCB representative. Guests’ mouths were watering, eager to get to the tastings. Of course, before you could get to the tasting area, a wall of wine-for-sale items had to be navigated. As eager as I was to flood my mouth with wine, it was hard to play ignorant and forget that the event is all about making money. Economics aside, the event got off to a busy and crowded start around 6:30 p.m.

In the basement level of the museum, more than 60 foreign wineries were treating Pennsylvanians to imported wine treats from France, Italy, Germany, South America, and even Asia. The various winery and importation representatives were, generally, very helpful and answered all our questions. They were typically eager to demonstrate the uniqueness of their offerings. There seemed to be a lot of interest in Alsace and German rieslings, based on the crowds surrounding the F. E. Trimbach kiosk as the reps poured their Riesling Cuvée Frédéric Emile.

The first floor of the museum was dedicated to showcasing domestic wines from all over the country, with many hailing from the west coast. There were a surprising number of Washington and Oregon wines available for tasting, but California, as expected, dominated the scene. A strong emphasis seemed to be placed on the chardonnays, sauvignon blancs, and pinot noirs.

Some of the varietals I was looking forward to trying, like Chateau Montelena’s prized Estate Zinfandel or Stag’s Leap’s exclusive SLV Cabernet Sauvignon, were left off the table for the “ordinary” taster like myself. I later found out that some VIP guests were able to try these more exclusive wines at a private event held earlier in the evening. (Perhaps, Curiata.com will be invited to this soirée next time.)

From California, many Napa, Sonoma, and Central Valley wineries were featuring spring-favorite rosé wines, typically fashioned from pinot noir or a blend of grenache and syrah. Most notably, Francis Ford Coppola Winery was going for the latter in its Sofia line, named for the daughter of the famed Hollywood director, an accomplished movie director in her own right. It is a much more European style of rosé, popular in the south of France. Wine Enthusiast recently rated this affordable wine a 90 out of 100.

A number of great wines left an impression on me. Here are three domestic offerings that really stood-out as “must try” wines:

  1. Ken Wright Cellars 2010 Guadalupe Vineyard Pinot Noir — Rusty ruby in color. Earthy w/ noticeable spice, tannins, and a late-coming minerality and leather, but yields to a smoother than expected finish.

    An interesting fact about Ken Wright Cellars: the winery specializes almost entirely in pinot noir production, bottling many different pinots, all of which are grown, harvest, pressed, and fermented exactly the same way. The only differences among them are the soil and location of the vineyards in which the grapes are grown (all in the Northern Willamette Valley region of Oregon). It’s an interesting experiment that results in surprisingly different-tasting wines. Guadalupe Vineyard, specifically, has soil that results in highly concentrated, small-cluster pinot grapes that are slightly more tannic than those grown in a more sedimentary soil.

    Check out the entire line of Ken Wright Cellars pinot noirs, but for a truly delicious one, I’ll refer you to the Guadalupe Vineyard. The winery representative stated that the 2010 vintage is in its prime window for drinking now thru 2018.

    Retail value is about $44.99.

    Score: 4.25 out of 5

  2. Chateau Montelena 2011 Napa Valley Chardonnay — Made from grapes grown away from the estate, this Napa chard pours the typical pale golden hue, with noticeable butter, plus subtle toast and citrus notes. The acidity is tame and soft, with a nice carbonation level; a truly balanced wine that yields its tropical fruit to an almost European-style minerality. This is an amazingly balanced wine and my wife’s favorite of the night.

    We shouldn’t expect anything less from Chateau Montelena. This is, after all, one of the wineries that was essential in bringing the world’s attention to the potential of California wines, especially chardonnay (check out the movie Bottle Shock). The winery representative told me that Montelena’s chardonnay is very cellar-worthy and can age well under the right conditions; he mentioned a recent uncorking of 1990 and 1991 vintages at the winery that he was fortunate to partake in. He recommended that purchasing magnum-sized bottles (1.5-liter) or larger for cellar aging.

    Retail value is about $39.95.

    Score: 4.5 out of 5

  3. Saintsbury 2012 Carneros Vin Gris of Pinot Noir — A 100-percent pinot noir. On first sip, a dry, crisp edge and solid, almost abrasive initial acidity to balance it out when paired with food. We bought a few bottles of this and it has paired well with everything from soft cheeses to desserts and even Chinese take-out food.

    According to the Saintsbury wine representative, the grapes are grown in mountainside, volcanic soil, getting a lot of late afternoon sun. The terroir is evident in the drink. As the wine opens up and becomes more and more drinkable, the stone minerality and earthiness of the wine emerges.

    Saintsbury has been making this wine since 1989, and it’s one of their best-received. Vines in this vineyard are a mix of old and young; the older vines are low-yield, but produce highly concentrated, juicy grapes. Honestly, a very pleasing wine, and what I would call the “best buy” of the evening.

    At the show, it sold for around $11 a bottle, but was on sale the next day as a “Chairman’s Selection” at the state-run Wine and Spirits store for only $8! Not just a best buy, but a great buy!

    Score: 4 out of 5.

A wine festival is a perfect opportunity to try a variety of new wines at an affordable price. Don’t pass up the next chance you have, and be sure to tell us about your favorites in the comments below or on Twitter.

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Virtues of X-Men: The Last Stand often overlooked

It has always surprised me that fans of the X-Men films really don’t like the third installment, X-Men: The Last Stand. Admitting that you like X-Men 3 is enough to get you sidelong looks from your fellow nerds at best and scathing criticism about your nerd-cred and taste in films at worst. Say that you enjoyed The Last Stand in the company of your fellow comic-book fans at your own risk.

But with X-Men: Days of Future Past making its way to theaters, I felt it was time to revisit the third film in the franchise and talk about what it does right and why I like it. And I don’t mean that I like it in comparison to, say, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, a film that deserves the vitriol heaped upon it by fans (a proper destruction of which warrants an article in itself). I think The Last Stand deserves its place among the X-film pantheon and is, in fact, the perfect film to set up the translation of the iconic “Days of Future Past” storyline from page to screen.

There are legitimate criticisms leveled at The Last Stand. I really don’t think Halle Berry is a strong enough actress to pull off her role as Storm, successor to the leadership of the X-Men. James Marsden’s Cyclops and Ben Foster’s Angel were both chronically underused. This is particularly regrettable with regards to Angel, a character that could have given us some serious insight into the world created by this film.

I really think the producers of X3 dropped the ball on Vinnie Jones’ portrayal of the Juggernaut. There were any number of other, just as recognizable, bruisers in the pages of the X-Men comics that would have been easier to translate to the screen. The Juggernaut has a complex relationship with Professor X and, to boot, isn’t even really a mutant; his powers derive instead from the Crimson Gem of Cyttorak. While I like the character in the comics, I don’t think he has a place in the film universe.

The same can be said (and has been by my colleague Charissa) of the incredibly abbreviated version of the Phoenix sagas that begins in X2 and concludes in X3. There is no space travel, no Shi’ar, really none of the defining aspects of that storyline outside of Jean Grey’s incredible psychic powers. But that really doesn’t bother me as much.

That might come as a surprise to you. After all, one of the marks of the true nerd is the desire to be technically correct, because it is the best kind of correct. But if you enjoyed the Lord of the Rings films despite the innumerable differences between the book and the movies, then you really don’t have a leg to stand on with this complaint. Film and comics are different mediums with different rules.

It would take a lot of time and effort to do an accurate adaptation of the original and Dark Phoenix sagas, and I don’t blame the writers and the director for opting to take a shorter route, less grounded in comic book lore. The Phoenix sagas are cosmic stories, and the X-Men movies have been about human stories: a group of people who are born different, trying to make their way in a world that doesn’t want to treat them as human. X3 director Brett Ratner made the right choice here, and because of that choice, the movie remains thematically consistent with the other entries in the franchise.

Perhaps Dark Phoenix should have been left out of the third film altogether, but I don’t want to dwell on what The Last Stand does wrong. Let’s look instead at what it does right.

First, this movie sets up and connects the sundry X-Men films. Putting aside the atrocious Origins: Wolverine film, the X-Men film series has had two acts so far, and with the release of Days of Future Past, we will be moving on to a third. X3 acts as the bridge from the prequels, through the original trilogy, and into the next era. It introduces elements of the Future Past saga: Trask and the Sentinels show up here, and the plot includes several references to the massive power of mutants, which makes a good connection to the newest film. X3 also segues directly into the rather enjoyable The Wolverine, which is a really fine film that primes Wolverine’s character development for Days of Future Past.

The relationship between Professor X and Magneto is handled wonderfully in The Last Stand, and the groundwork is laid for the first-act prequel X-Men: First Class. While that film would explore the beginnings of the friendship between the two mutant leaders, X3 explores the endings, showing a troubled Professor X who has to live with the consequences of his choices and a Magneto who is finally depicted on screen as the mesmerizing and influential leader of a violent revolution.

This character exploration leads directly to another thing X3 does very well. The actors, on the whole, absolutely nail their characters. I love Kelsey Grammar as Beast (complete with an “Oh, my stars and garters!” line). I think Hugh Jackman is dead-on with his Wolverine. I love the conflicted Professor X and the charismatic and driven Magneto. I love the near endless little shout-outs to the X-Men universe in the form of the extended cast of mutants. And the way Bobby Drake finally lays the smackdown on Pyro is just epic.

The action sequences are top-notch. The fight in Jean Grey’s house, the subtle and effective depiction of Magneto’s convoy takedown, the incredibly rewarding and exciting final conflict — each action sequence is fast and exciting and chockablock full of mutant powers and comic-book references. I particularly enjoyed the Fastball Special (a true X-Men classic) and the casual yet overwhelming power of Magneto. The characters move in a way the evokes the comic book action sequences, and I get a thrill watching Beast somersault through a battlefield or Bobby Drake do the full Iceman transformation.

I get that The Last Stand is not as cerebral as some people might have liked, and it is definitely aiming more for “big-budget action flick” than for “accurate-as-can-be comic book film,” but it retains elements of that intellectual, questioning nature, and it does something that no other film in the X-Men franchise had yet done: It shows, for the first time, that this is a world where there are mutants who aren’t X-Men or members of the Brotherhood. The film portrays the mutant community in a moment of crisis, and that’s what makes it brilliant.

The first two X-Men films are essentially superhero movies. Sure, the superheroes are born with their powers instead of getting them from gamma radiation or power armor or a super soldier serum, but they still pretty much use those powers to fight the bad guy who wants to do bad things. Those films are either conflicts between the Brotherhood and the X-Men or between a small group of mutants and a shadowy government agency. We never get a sense of the rest of mutant-kind.

With the central conflict of The Last Stand revolving around the so-called “mutant cure,” Ratner had a reason to depict the larger mutant community. Thats what makes X3 special. Whereas the other films are full of mutants who are heroes and villains, many of the mutants in The Last Stand are citizens, or students, or politicians, or community activists. We get to see how the cure impacts the world beyond the scope of super-powered combat and action. We get to see how this community reacts to the presence of a drug that can take their mutation away. They wrestle with the implications and challenges of this new reality.

The X-Men provide us with a way to look at how we treat the “Other” and the outsider, the marginalized and the misrepresented. By allowing us to see the broader scope of the mutant community, by turning them into people and not just heroes and villains, we are forced to reckon with the question of how we would use a drug that would change the Other. And when that X-factor that we seek to change is a source of potentially overwhelming power, we have to ask ourselves if we want to change the Other to make them more like us … or to take their power away so they don’t threaten our way of life.

While The Last Stand is far from a deep and philosophical look at how we treat our fellow man, it does a great job of creating an exciting and immersive film that highlights a crucial aspect of the human condition. If you plan on catching Days of Future Past in theaters this weekend, you may want to reacquaint yourself with this movie. You just might like it better the second time around.

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X-Men: The Last Stand ruined Dark Phoenix Saga

After seeing Captain America: The Winter Soldier with friends, we spent some time discussing how well Marvel has done creating the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and how well they’ve adapted the various Avengers heroes. This led to a discussion about some other comic book films that were much more disappointing. At the top of my list: X-Men: The Last Stand.

To give you some context: I am a big X-Men fan. Prior to the creation of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, I would say the X-Men were probably my favorite Marvel characters. I confess that I have not read every issue of every X-related series — though I would love to someday. However, when I was in elementary school, I frequently borrowed comics from a friend, and we would often get into debates about who was the coolest X-Man. We would also fantasize about our dream casting for an X-Men movie, if one were ever made. (I’m pretty sure Patrick Stewart is the only actor from our list who actually made it into a film, but come on, who else would you cast as Charles Xavier?)

X-Men finally made it to movie theaters about six years after the height of my comic book craze, but I was still excited to see my favorite heroes on the big screen. I was so excited that I was willing to give the creators the benefit of the doubt and forgive them for things like altering Wolverine’s height (because Hugh Jackman), excluding Beast and Angel from that first movie while making Iceman much younger than Cyclops or Jean Grey despite the fact they were all founding members of the team, and pretty much everything about Anna Paquin. (I’m sorry, I have nothing against Paquin — she is terrific in True Blood — but Paquin in the role of Rogue, a character I love, just bothers me).

Despite these complaints, I really enjoyed the first film, and X2 wasn’t bad either. In fact, I got really excited at the end of the second movie, because I recognized they were setting the stage for the Phoenix to appear in the third film. At the time, I had no idea which incarnation of the Phoenix we would see, but I was looking forward to watching what was arguably one of the best X-Men storylines ever written translated to the big screen.

If you’ve been following my column, you may recall a few weeks ago when I wrote about trying to judge books and movies separately lest you be inevitably unhappy with every film adaptation. Perhaps if I had taken my own advice while watching X-Men 3, I wouldn’t have been nearly as disappointed. Then again, The Last Stand is more likely one of those exceptions that I just can’t forgive.

After viewing The Last Stand, I remember leaving the theater with my brother, both of us extremely disappointed with the film. One of his comments was that it was a great action film about people with superpowers, but it was not a good X-Men movie. I’m inclined to agree.

X3 tramples all over the X-Men lore that laid the groundwork for the films to be made in the first place. I was very frustrated that the writers killed Professor X and, even more so, Cyclops. The field leader of the team — the one who is supposed to actually outlive Jean, many times, in the comics — gets killed off-screen early in the movie with very little fanfare. But my real problem with the film was in how it handled the Dark Phoenix storyline — or more like how it didn’t handle it.

As I stated earlier, I haven’t read all the X-Men comics, and at the time I first saw X3, I hadn’t read “The Dark Phoenix Saga.” Nonetheless, I was pretty familiar with the general plot and knew that what they had shown in the film was not anything close to the original story. After reading the actual comics, I only got more frustrated with the liberties the film took.

I understand that the entire Phoenix storyline, from the time Jean Grey became the Phoenix until she died, encompasses several years’ worth of comics. It’s not an arc that could easily be told in a single film. I even understand going straight to Dark Phoenix and never showing us the good side of the Phoenix power. The problem lies in the fact that it seems like director Brett Ratner and the screenwriters only wanted an all-powerful weapon for Magneto to wield so they shoehorned Dark Phoenix into that role.

Jean Grey’s death in X2 and resurrection as the Phoenix in X3 are very similar to the story described in Uncanny X-Men issue no. 101, only instead of taking on radiation while landing a spacecraft as in the comics, Jean sacrifices herself while trying to hold back a flood long enough for her friends to take off in the Blackbird. This is the only way in which it feels like the film’s producers were attempting to incorporate anything from the original storyline into the movies.

Dark Phoenix was an incredibly powerful being. As The Watcher says at the end of Uncanny X-Men issue no. 137, “She had only to think, and that thought would become instant reality.” In the comics, Dark Phoenix is a force of nature; she wields limitless power and is perfectly aware of how to use that power. She consumes stars and destroys worlds in order to feed this power; she’s nearly unstoppable. Yet, in X-Men 3, she is made subservient.

Dark Phoenix kills Xavier because she thinks the Professor is trying to control her, but then she turns and allows Magneto to actually manipulate and control her. Despite being the most powerful mutant in Magneto’s arsenal, Phoenix spends most of the final battle observing before she begins to unleash her full strength, only after Magneto has been neutralized. While in the comics she is completely independent and a threat in her own right, in the films she needs to have someone to follow.

Perhaps one of most controversial changes to the storyline — and the part that bothered me the most — is the death of Dark Phoenix. In the original comic, the X-Men temporarily subdue Dark Phoenix using a device created by the Beast. Jean gains control of herself for a brief moment and she begs Wolverine to kill her, but he hesitates and Dark Phoenix once again takes over. Near the end of Uncanny X-Men no. 136, Xavier engages in a psychic battle with Dark Phoenix and, with the help of Jean’s suppressed consciousness, is able to build up a wall around Dark Phoenix in Jean’s mind, suppressing the malevolent entity. However, the Professor’s solution is not permanent: Dark Phoenix begins to reemerge in the next issue. This time, before Jean completely loses control, she takes her own life in order to save the lives of her friends and the universe.

Jean Grey’s sacrifice is the ultimate depiction of love and strength. Instead of once again becoming Dark Phoenix and being responsible for countless more deaths, Jean takes control of her destiny and chooses to defeat the evil within no matter the cost. However, in the on-screen version, Jean was robbed of this noble act. Instead, Jean dies at the hands (claws?) of Wolverine, thus taking a strong and noble act of female empowerment and turning it into another example of male dominance.

This effect may have been unintentional on the part of the writers. I’m sure this ending was chosen for its drama, but the change still sends the message that Jean, though able to kill anyone with no more than a thought, is not strong enough to defeat Dark Phoenix. She needs someone else to do it for her, and that someone just happens to be one of the most masculine characters in the movie.

Another problem I have with this sequence of events is the focus on Wolverine in general. I understand that Wolverine had become the breakout star of the X-Men franchise, and don’t get me wrong: I like Wolverine and I love Jackman. But Wolverine has become the face of the X-Men and the star of these films, and that simply shouldn’t be the case. The X-Men are, first and foremost, a team, and no one character should stand out more than any other. If anyone should receive top billing, it is the leader of the team: Cyclops. This shift in emphasis to Wolverine added to my frustration that Cyclops was killed within the first half hour of the third movie and, consequently, doesn’t even appear in the final battle.

Basically, Dark Phoenix is used as a subplot in this film, taking a backseat to the mutant cure storyline, which seems like a huge waste of one of the best arcs in Marvel history. “The Dark Phoenix Saga” did not receive the attention or focus it deserved in this film, and probably shouldn’t have been squeezed into the story at all. Imagine the separate compelling, blockbuster film series that could have been developed with proper treatment of the saga.

As my colleague John has elaborated on in his defense of X-Men: The Last Stand, the film had some good moments. (Kelsey Grammer as the Beast is one of the best parts of the movie.) In fact, if you were to take the Dark Phoenix storyline out of the movie entirely, it probably would have been decent, and I certainly would have enjoyed it more. The final battle sequence was well done, and I enjoyed the fight between Iceman and Pyro — particularly the moment when Iceman finally becomes the completely frozen version of himself.

Needless to say, X-Men: The Last Stand was a huge letdown for me. However, X-Men: First Class restored some of my faith in the franchise, and I’m cautiously optimistic that X-Men: Days of Future Past — despite the decision to once again put Wolverine front and center, taking over Kitty Pryde’s role in the original storyline — will not disappoint.

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Time management proves delicate balance

Readers may have noticed there was no Modern Urban Gentleman entry last week. Readers may also have noticed this entry is being published near 10 p.m., stretching the promise of a new post on Wednesdays to the limit.

The gentleman keeps a full schedule. Too often, the balance of time management becomes a house of cards: one appointment runs late or an unexpected circumstance arises and the entire ledger must be shifted. Sometimes, a less important item goes undone — or a very important one is skipped to keep the rest of the day in order. These are the perils of a modern urban gentleman.

The mantle of gentleman weighs heavy on the shoulders of any who try to live to the high standards such a title demands. Just take a moment and review the guidelines laid down at the commencement of this endeavor. Attaining and maintaining that depth and breadth of engagement with the world is all-consuming.

The gentleman would have it no other way.

Idleness is a waste of the precious few years a gentleman is given to breathe life through his lungs. An important distinction must be drawn here: consciously creating rest time, whether to sleep, meditate, or otherwise “recharge,” is not idleness. Indeed, regular recovery is integral to the health of all gentlemen.

But all those rechargings must be earned through physical, mental, and spiritual work. To borrow a metaphor, a gentleman is always in the forge: feeling the fire of life, finding the imperfections in himself, and hammering them away. The rewards of this process are manifold; the gentleman attains ever higher levels of appreciation for the arts, the smells, the tastes, the thoughts, the relationships he encounters.

Alas, nirvana is not attainable, and the challenges are ever-present. The most insurmountable of these is time itself. The investment of hours required to reach the goals of the gentleman far outnumber those given for a single lifetime. Consider just a few of the gentleman’s ever-out-of-reach ideals, in the style of the Boy Scout Law. A modern urban gentleman:

  • Is well-read. In the eight years since graduating college, the Modern Urban Gentleman has read 99 books. This certainly outperforms the average American total of five books read per year, but it means only reading 720 books between the ages of 22 and 82. According to Google, over 129 million books had been published as of 2010. Imagine the knowledge, the perspectives, the beauty left unexperienced by even the most ambitiously well-read gentleman.
  • Develops an interest in many diverse areas. If there is one kind thing the Modern Urban Gentleman might say about himself, it is that he is conversant in enough topics to feel at home among many groups, from professional actors to professional wrestlers. Nonetheless, the extent of stunningly interesting areas of study and avocation across the globe is staggering. Tune in to an episode of Anthony Bourdain’s Parts Unknown and marvel at the pastimes and traditions of the people of Myanmar and Tokyo, Copenhagen and Lyon, New Mexico and Los Angeles’ Koreatown. The treasures to be found all across the map are so innumerable, so compelling, so utterly humbling when viewed through the lens of our hourglass.
  • Learns and practices useful skills. Most gentlemen live in homes they could never build, drive in cars they could never fix, eat food they didn’t cook — let alone grow, hunt, or forage. We stand on the shoulders of those giants who invented and paved the way for us, and we should find no shame in that. But how exhilarating it is to craft something with one’s own hands, or to feel the brisk, bracing wind from a kayak as one paddles down a river. This gentleman has so many aspirations for skill sets to acquire, such as archery hunting, gardening, and tailoring. In the end, we are only able to focus on a precious few, of which we gain mastery of nearly none.

All of these, plus more, keep the gentleman ever striving. Add to that a full-time job, the administration of a website, a marriage, and so much quality television to watch and the Modern Urban Gentleman is left weary and searching for more hours. But without this stimulation, a gentleman would wither on the vine, fading into obscurity without adding anything to the people he met or the humanity he benefited from.

The Modern Urban Gentleman is reaching out to you, asking for your responses in the comments below. What are the things you just do not have time for — things that eat at you, things you wish you could fit into your schedule? How do you prioritize your time? And share the tips for time management you have found especially useful.

With those words and those questions, the Modern Urban Gentleman puts down the proverbial pen for one more week to get some of that well-earned rest.

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What We’re Pouring: May 21, 2014

BREWERY: Weisses Brauhaus G. Schneider & Sohn, Kelheim, Bavaria, Germany
BEER NAME: Schneider Weisse Unser Aventinus (Tap 6)
STYLE: Weizenbock
ABV: 8.2%
TASTING NOTES: Pleasing brown color when poured into a German style stein, light white head, clove and slight ginger spice on the nose (much like a Belgian dubbel), but on the tongue strong notes of banana bread, clove, and even sour fruit at the finish. Well-rounded beer and smooth, but hearty.
A-  ~JW

BREWERY: Full Sail Brewing Company, Hood River, Oregon, U.S.A.
BEER NAME: Session Black Lager
STYLE: Black Lager
ABV: 5.4%
TASTING NOTES: Decent balance of flavor and drinkability factor; hints of coffee, roasted barley on the nose, and even chocolate on first taste, but is not overpowered and weighty. Even the malt factor is minimal, making this an easy-to-drink beer. Not anything complex, but a refreshing beer at a decent price, perfect alternative beer for lounging on the deck this Spring, especially if pale ales and light beers aren’t your thing.
B  ~JW

BREWERY: Dogfish Head Craft Brewery, Milton, Delaware, U.S.A.
BEER NAME: 90 Minute Imperial I.P.A.
STYLE: Imperial / Double India Pale Ale
ABV: 9%
TASTING NOTES: Amazing, and as Esquire Magazine has stated, it is quite possibly the best I.P.A. brewed in the States. Golden in color, raisin on the nose. This beer is complex, yet undemanding. Extreme barley notes, abundant hops (as one would expect), and almost a brandy/sherry-like creaminess that comes through with the alcohol. An exquisite sipper that deserves careful appreciation. Paired well with honey-mustard grilled chicken.
A  ~JW

BREWERY: Brewery Ommegang – Cooperstown, New York, U.S.A.
BEER NAME: Hennepin
STYLE: Farmhouse Ale / Saison
ABV: 7.7%
TASTING NOTES: Hazy golden yellow with a thick white head when poured, the nose is yeasty, with enticing aromas of clove, citrus, and yellow cake. The first sip is crisp and tart, very effervescent, starting with lemon and ginger, followed by orange and spice. Really tasty malts, and the hops are so well integrated, they’re barely noticeable. The beer is nice and dry all the way through the delicious finish. A really tasty saison, crisp and refreshing. I want another.
A-  ~BG

BREWERY: Brewery Ommegang – Cooperstown, New York, U.S.A.
BEER NAME: Three Philosophers
STYLE: Quadrupel Ale
ABV: 9.7%
TASTING NOTES: Pours a reddish brown color with dark fruits on the nose, dominated by  black cherries but also including figs, caramel and bready yeast. Sweet malts shine through when tasting, with flavors of plum, cherry, molasses cookies, and hints of spice and brown sugar. A bit sweet, but delicious.
A-  ~BG

BREWERY: New Belgium Brewery – Fort Collins, Colorado, U.S.A.
BEER NAME: Summer Helles
STYLE: Munich Helles Lager
ABV: 5.0%
TASTING NOTES: Pours pale yellow with a soft white head. The nose is a bit tight, but toast, fresh baked biscuits, hops, and honey come through. The taste mostly follows the nose, along with floral hops and a hint of lemony citrus. Easy-going, refreshing, not complicated.
B  ~BG

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Recipe: Homemade Greek yogurt skillet pancakes

I’m a morning person. I can get up at 5 a.m. and be bursting with energy (which is unfortunate for the people who see me at that time and look like they want to punch me right in my word hole). One of my favorite things about those wonderfully peaceful hours before other people wake up is breakfast. I would eat breakfast foods for every meal if I could.

Upon discovering that I’m lactose intolerant, I found the downside to my favorite time of day: A lot of breakfast recipes have milk in them. I realized I could no longer have a lot of things I used to eat (albeit with some discomfort afterwards, but I had chosen to ignore it all those years).

But I would not forsake my love of breakfast, so I had to do something. I realized the simple fix would be to go buy some Lactaid and call it a day, but I refuse to make anything that simple. It’s much less fun that way. So instead of caving and joining the drug-dependent masses, I decided to embrace my newfound food “limitations” and create dishes that my milk-free self could consume. Challenge accepted.

I was pleased to discover that I could have certain dairy-based foods in smaller doses, such as cheese and Greek yogurt. So when I woke up one morning desperately craving pancakes, I sought a recipe that cut out the milk. To my delight, I found quite a few. And since I had some extra Oikos plain Greek yogurt in my fridge that needed to be used, I decided to make some skillet pancakes.

I altered the original recipe I found via Pinterest because the batter came out looking like cookie dough. (“Ladle the batter” my ass.) They used Chobani, but any sort of Greek yogurt will do the trick. I’ve also found that plain Greek yogurt is wonderful in all sorts of recipes, but you can substitute different flavors. (I won’t eat plain Greek yogurt straight though. I think it tastes horrid.)

All in all, I was pleased with the results of this experiment. I added a little bit of cinnamon to the recipe — and chocolate chips to the second half of the batter — to switch things up. I think next time I may not spread out the batter as much so they stay a bit thicker.

I also used Silk Almond Milk (Original) in my version so it was the right consistency, but since the original recipe didn’t have that included, I just eye-balled as I was mixing until the batter looked right.*

I hope you enjoy these pancakes as much as I did! Leave a comment to let me know what you think or if you have any suggestions for this recipe or what to do next!

HOMEMADE SKILLET PANCAKES

2 tablespoons sugar
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 teaspoons olive oil
1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/2 cup Oikos Greek nonfat yogurt (plain)
1 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 cup Silk almond milk (original) * (see notes above)
Dash of cinnamon, to taste
Semi-sweet chocolate chips
Margarine for a nonstick skillet

Greek yogurt skillet pancakes

Preparation:

In a mixing bowl, add sugar, egg, baking soda, salt, oil, vanilla extract, and yogurt; using a whisk, mix by hand. Add flour; mix thoroughly. I then added about 1/2 cup of almond milk and a dash of cinnamon to give the batter a different flavor and get it to the right consistency.

Cooking pancakes can be tricky because they can cook too quickly or end up soggy in the middle. Lightly coat your nonstick skillet with margarine. Turn your burner on a low heat; don’t let it overheat and smoke. Using a small ladle or spoon, pour batter into skillet. Leave room to flip each pancake comfortably. Cook the pancakes until bubbles form across the top of each one. Flip, and cook the remaining side until the center of each pancake is firm.

I made half with chocolate chips. I think they’re fine without them, but I was really craving chocolate. How many you can make at one time depends on the size of your skillet. I just made them one at a time.

This recipe made 6 pancakes.

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Season 7, Episode 6: ‘The Strategy,’ part 3

I have to disagree with the Modern Urban Gentleman about Don Draper’s intentions. Perhaps I’m naive, but I don’t believe Don is playing Peggy. He has had way too much growth in the last two seasons to throw all of that away. What do you think this is, How I Met Your Mother?

Draper Campbell Olson. Has a nice ring to it.

As mentioned previously, the theme of this episode was family. However, it was about more than just family; it was about the competing interests of family and career. Since the beginning of the series, Don Draper, Pete Campbell, and Peggy Olson have made questionable decisions about their families in order to continue advancing in their careers. Pete and Peggy have a child together, and Peggy chooses to ignore its existence, partly due to the shame associated with unwed mothers, but also due to her unwavering, arguably selfish, need to succeed. Of course, Don and Pete are no better, as they have both largely ignored their children to the point where Tammy Campbell hardly recognized her father. Don has only recently even been able to express his love for his children, and his shock when Sally expressed her love for him still gets me.

This episode shows that one does not have to choose between a family and a career. Joan, apparently a rabid progressive, has embraced the idea of family in a new age. She is unwilling to settle with Bob Benson, whom she obviously cares for and respects, because she knows they could never truly be in love. Joan, always able to read people better than anyone else, can clearly see that Bob is gay and that homosexuality is not a choice. Again, this is the 1960s. Joan is much happier accepting the non-traditional family of a child, mother, grandmother, father-posing-as-friend, and friend-acting-as-uncle. Joan sees that her family is different and loves them just the same, refusing Bob’s offer to be her boy’s adoptive father.

And despite this unique family, or perhaps because of it, Joan is highly successful. Joan has achieved the status of partner in an ad agency in the 1960s. Joan, like Peggy, represents the change in the business world as well. No longer is a mother expected to stay at home and watch her child, despite the obvious prejudice which still exists in much of the older generation.

Peggy realizes in her exchange with Don that the nuclear family isn’t real — perhaps it never was — and manages to find peace with the two men with whom she has been at odds for so long. Pete and Don both finally give Peggy the respect she deserves after an interesting scene of role reversal. Does this respect mean that Don has stolen Peggy from Lou for the inevitable war? And was adding Harry Crane as a partner a move to further deepen the ranks of the Cutler/Avery army? Don’s vote was obviously made as a way to reciprocate Harry’s help from last week’s episode. Did Cutler realize that Harry spilled the beans, so he made a move to keep Crane in his camp?

If a war is coming, then I’d place my money on Draper Campbell Olson (Sterling Holloway). After all, they’ve been together so long, and they are all so lost, perhaps it’s best to view them as a family.

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Season 7, Episode 6: ‘The Strategy,’ part 2

Gabe, you are spot-on in your assessment that the theme of last night’s episode was family. More specifically, it’s an analysis of the myth of family. “The Strategy” not only exposes that myth, but also its reflection in the generational rift among our heroes.

Those of a certain age or place in society — the executives of Burger Chef, for example — have a conception of a happy, nuclear family with clearly defined gender roles: Dad earns the bread, Mom bakes it. The fast food phenomenon threatens that dynamic, devalues Mom’s place in the home. The conservative, status quo reaction is to turn fast food into a treat from Mom that pleases Dad and the kids. But Peggy, who has always had upheaval in her home life and, recently 30, hasn’t yet settled down with a special someone, calls out the cultural deafness of selling an idea that no longer exists.

In fact, Peggy is deflating the entire mythology by asserting that the picture-perfect family was never real in the first place. Ironically, Don and Pete find themselves on the wrong “generational” teams. Don deflects Peggy’s question about whether he ever sat around the table with his family; as we know, Don’s childhood was spent in a whorehouse and his own ideal, married-with-children scenario was largely a sham. Meanwhile, Pete, who is younger than Don, ascribes to the family myth because of his moneyed, conservative upbringing, even while his own family bears no semblance to the Rockwell painting in his mind.

As the 60s are becoming the 70s, it’s clear that SC&P is going to need a more progressive approach in order to survive. Simply purchasing a computer won’t save the firm, and retrograde thinking like that of Lou Avery, Bert Cooper, and Jim Cutler won’t get the job done either. It’s adapt or perish for the SC&P team, and I predict the final defeat of the firm is already in the cards.

That last bit of tea-leaf-reading demonstrates that I always find myself trying to unwrap the riddle of each episode’s title. “The Strategy,” like most weeks’ titles, offers an on-the-surface answer but also unveils some thematic element that can be teased out of the content. Sure: Peggy, Don, Lou, Pete, and Stan are jostling over what advertising strategy to adopt for Burger Chef. But think of all the other strategies playing out under our noses.

To my eye, the central question of strategy in this episode is figuring out Don’s motivations for each action he takes and word he says. Throughout the series, and especially throughout this season, Don has proved to be playing a chess game to get to the top of his industry. For much of this week’s show, it seemed as if Peggy was the pawn Don was moving around the board.

Don was obviously manipulating Peggy by proposing pitching the Burger Chef ad from the kids’ point of view; Peggy knew it, too, and called him on the move. But I think Don was another step ahead, knowing Peggy would catch on. Don’s constant scheming kept me on red alert throughout what should have been a heartwarming scene between Don and Peggy. Is Don just winning Peggy’s trust so he can reclaim the corner office?

Gabe hinted at another strategy: Megan’s exit strategy. Clearly, she has checked out of New York. Her proposal of a meeting on neutral ground makes me wonder if she might have a divorce lawyer on retainer somewhere in North Dakota, waiting to ambush Don with papers to sign.

In the meantime, Cutler takes another step in enacting whatever vague strategy he and Avery are conspiring on. And Roger’s walkout on the partners seems to be another step in his own exit strategy; Sterling just doesn’t fit in at this agency anymore.

This episode was mostly solid, but I felt it lacked the artistic direction and writing of the past few editions. I also found the final five minutes to be atonal, rushed, jarring. I was sure the episode was concluding when the strains of Ol’ Blue Eyes floated through the SC&P, and the nonsense with making Harry Crane a partner seemed disjointed and unexplained. I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that the partner meeting scene was originally intended for next week’s or last week’s show but had to be re-edited out of overlong episodes.

Nonetheless, the “second” final scene of the week was redemptive. Strategies and families come together as the Burger Chef team sits around the dining room table of the rising generations. And that final scene of the Draper Olson Campbell (LLC?) family was made all the stranger by Peggy’s complicated past with Pete. Will these three complex, dynamic personalities be able to coexist and collaborate toward a shared goal of advertising supremacy?

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Season 7, Episode 6: ‘The Strategy,’ part 1

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We only have one new episode left in the first half of Mad Men‘s final season, and if it is anywhere near the quality of last night’s episode, “The Strategy,” we should be in for a great mid-season finale.

After several episodes that seemed to wander somewhat aimlessly, “The Strategy” felt laser-focused on the idea of family. The episode brought almost everyone back to New York City (sorry, not you, Ted Chaough) and it was great to see some old faces back in the SC&P offices.

Bob Benson returned from Detroit eager to see Joan and Kevin. After he got the inside news that he would be getting an offer from Buick, Bob hurried along his plan to awkwardly propose to Joan. This was Bob trying to create a family even though he’s a gay man. Unfortunately, this was likely a common solution for some men in 1969. It still hurt to watch Bob try so hard. When he pleaded with Joan that they could be there to comfort each other through an uncertain world, I thought for a second that she might go along with his strategy. I should have known better — Joan has always been a true believer in real love.

Pete came back to New York with Bonnie in tow, presumably to get moving on that divorce from Trudy. It was interesting to watch Pete interact with his “family” again, still every bit the standoffish father and overpowering husband he has always been. His condescending lecture to Trudy was off-putting in pure Campbell form and led Trudy to tell Pete he was no longer a member of the family. I think that was a tough one for Pete to swallow, but still, that is no reason to ruin a perfectly good cake by smashing your beer bottle into it.

Another family that seems a step closer to falling apart is the Draper family. Don and Megan spent a good deal of time together in this episode, but it felt hollow and forced. The only display that didn’t feel like a total sham was when Don embraced Megan on the patio. “Tell me you didn’t miss this,” he told her. She claimed to have missed him, but I don’t know that I believe either of them anywhere. Megan was home under the auspices of getting summer clothes, but her rummaging through the house implied that she was there to get other things, maybe all of her things. I’m left to wonder if Megan will ever see the inside of that spacious apartment again.

Even with everyone else on the show dealing with their own family issues, it was Peggy’s storyline in “The Strategy” that seemed to really hit home. Finally given the chance to see an ad through to the end, Peggy gave a great presentation for Burger Chef to Pete, Lou, and Don. But after Pete not-so-subtly suggested that Don give the actual pitch to the client, Peggy was rightfully upset. She first lashed out at Don and then — as has often been the case lately — she went into the office on the weekend to find another ad strategy. I think we’re supposed to see that Peggy doesn’t have much else to do on the weekend; it’s a mixture of not having anyone at home and a sense that if she isn’t always working, she’ll be overlooked just because she’s a woman.

I loved Elizabeth Moss’ work in this episode. There were so many moments where she spoke volumes without even opening her mouth. Peggy is constantly running uphill in this agency, and by the time she and Don sit down to hash out a new ad strategy, she is overcome with feelings of longing and regret. That great scene in the office last night — reminiscent of my single favorite Mad Men episode: Season 4’s “The Suitcase” — was perfectly executed. Peggy worked through her own doubts and demons to come to a realization: family is what you make it.

In 1969, the world had changed so dramatically that the idea of a “traditional family” was just a matter of semantics. More than anything, people just want to sit at a table and break bread together. And then, as if the scene wasn’t great enough, we heard the familiar sounds of Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” on the radio in the office. Don extended a hand to ask Peggy to dance. She first demurred but then accepted, and together they danced like a couple that had been together for all of time. When Peggy finally rested her head on Don’s chest, and he in turn kissed the top of her head, it felt as if we had witnessed Don’s most genuine display of emotion in years. And it’s always Peggy with whom he shares these things. Hmmm.

Finally, Peggy and Don took a dejected Pete to Burger Chef to pitch their new idea and the plan to shoot the ad in the restaurant. He was dismissive at first and clung to a belief that family could only gather at home, around the dinner table. Something that Pete himself hadn’t done in years. Peggy and Don convinced him otherwise.

As the camera slowly pulled back for that last, beautiful shot, we were able to just watch the three of them break bread together, and we were left with the clear understanding that this might be the best family that any one of them had ever known.