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Heroes? Seven shows more deserving of revival

We are fortunate to live in a world where cancellation doesn’t always mean the end of our favorite television shows. Series like Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel live on in comic book form. A year ago, Rob Thomas launched a record-breaking Kickstarter campaign for a Veronica Mars film, which will be in theaters March 14, nearly a year to the day after that historic Kickstarter launch. Fans of the Fox program 24 were delighted to hear the show would be back for a limited run this spring, four years after it ended. There are even rumors swirling around the Internet about the cult hit Farscape getting a film, possibly sooner rather than later.

Jumping on the series revival bandwagon, NBC announced last weekend they would be bringing back their sci-fi drama Heroes for a limited 13-episode run sometime in 2015. The concept of Heroes — ordinary people suddenly discovering they have superhuman powers — was interesting, and the first season of the show was excellent. The first season episode “Company Man” still stands out in my memory as a brilliant hour of television. However, season two came along with new characters that changed the entire show. Then the 2007-08 writers’ strike happened, and everything just went downhill from there. I stayed with the show until its disappointing season four finale and was grateful NBC cancelled the show, thus making the decision for me whether or not to watch season five.

All of this makes NBC’s decision to bring back Heroes a little perplexing. Why would they decide to bring this show back now, especially after it ended at such a low point, and having already alienated most of its fanbase? It makes sense for Fox to bring back 24, a show fans still love, but why Heroes? Why not a show fans would actually like to see again, like The West Wing?

Of course, there are logistical and financial hurdles, but we can dream, can’t we? It got me to thinking: What other shows would I like to see come back, even if just for a limited run of 13 episodes?

Alphas (SyFy)

If NBCUniversal really wanted to bring back a show about people with superhuman abilities, why not turn to one of their other properties and give Alphas a real conclusion? This is a show that fans actually want to see return and receive a proper send-off, tying up all the loose ends left by the second season finale. I feel like the show was just finding its footing and then ended with a cliffhanger that will never be resolved; and there’s nothing more frustrating than an unresolved cliffhanger. At the very least, they could give us a movie to wrap up the series.

Pushing Daisies (ABC)

While Pushing Daisies writers at least had enough warning of cancellation to give viewers some closure, it still felt rushed and was disappointing to say goodbye to this show. I loved the quirkiness, the vibrant color palette of the sets and costumes, and the wonderful cast. The show was a critical darling and received decent ratings early in its first season, then became a victim of the writers’ strike. ABC opted not to bring the show back after the strike, instead waiting until fall to debut season two. By then, 10 months had passed and the show lost a lot of viewers. It wasn’t even given a full 22-episode second season, only airing 13 episodes. A comic series was in the works through DC Comics imprint WildStorm; however, DC shut down WildStorm before the comic was ever printed. There’s been talk of a Pushing Daisies revival — especially after rumors surfaced about series creator Bryan Fuller discussing the ins and outs of a Kickstarter campaign with Thomas after the Veronica Mars launch — but nothing has been confirmed.

Twin Peaks (ABC)

Twin Peaks is another well-loved series full of quirky characters that was cancelled too soon. While a prequel film was produced after the series’ cancellation, what fans really want to know is what happens to Kyle MacLachlan’s Special Agent Dale Cooper after the cliffhanger in the second season finale. The show itself has become a staple of pop culture, with references still being made in current television shows: the USA series Psych even did a tribute episode a few years ago, titled “Dual Spires,” which featured several original cast members. David Lynch’s style is unique and difficult to pin down to a certain genre, and it would be a welcome change from all the reality television and formulaic crime dramas currently on television. The year 2015 would also be the perfect time to bring the series back, as it would mark 25 years since the show’s original premiere.

The Pretender (NBC)

Does anyone else still wonder whatever became of Jarod? NBC cancelled The Pretender after four seasons, and then TNT aired two made-for-TV movies that still didn’t answer all the questions fans had. If anything, they just brought up more questions. I’m definitely more interested in learning what’s been happening with Jarod and whether the Centre is still in business than I am in meeting new Heroes. Besides, Michael T. Weiss hasn’t been too busy lately, and I’m sure Andrea Parker could take a break from Pretty Little Liars long enough to create at least a couple more movies, if not a miniseries.

Moonlight (CBS)

Moonlight was a show that premiered early in the vampire craze — perhaps too early. It premiered on CBS a year before HBO introduced us to Vampire Bill and Sookie on True Blood and Twilight opened at the box office. The show, starring a then-relatively-unknown Alex O’Loughlin and Veronica Mars’ Jason Dohring as modern vampires who could walk in daylight, also suffered from the writers’ strike as its first season was shortened to just 16 episodes and CBS opted not to renew it for a second season. While the series finale didn’t entirely leave fans hanging, there were still a few loose ends that could be used to create a miniseries based on the show. Sure, O’Loughlin is currently starring in Hawaii Five-O, but who wouldn’t rather see him return to being broody vampire Mick St. James? Plus, Dohring and Sophia Myles don’t seem to be too overwhelmed with work these days.

Freaks and Geeks (NBC)

Another show on a lot of “Cancelled Too Soon” lists is NBC’s Freaks and Geeks, which first aired back in 1999. The show was cancelled after 12 episodes, and fans had to rally to get the three of remaining completed episodes aired. The final three didn’t air on television until Fox Family Channel aired the show in 2000. Like many good shows canceled too soon, Freaks and Geeks has developed a devoted cult following in the years since it originally aired. Most of the cast, which included James Franco, John Francis Daley, Linda Cardellini, Seth Rogen, and Jason Segel, has become much more recognizable since then, but surely a short miniseries or two-hour movie wouldn’t be out of the question. Let’s see what Lindsay’s (Cardellini) high school reunion is like, because we all know those can be just as awkward as high school itself.

Firefly (Fox)

While Firefly has had more life since its cancellation than most shows — in truth, it will never truly die — I just felt this list wouldn’t be complete without including one of fandom’s most unjustly canceled series. Fox essentially self-destructed this series from the beginning, by opting not to air the original pilot episode first. Viewers were a little confused by the order of the episodes, but that didn’t prevent fans from instantly falling in love with the show. Despite only having one season of 14 episodes, some of which never even aired during its initial run, the series maintains an extremely loyal fanbase that only grows as more and more people are introduced to the show. Since cancellation, the series has lived on in several comic series as well as the major motion picture, Serenity, which finally answered many of the questions surrounding the character of River. In 2012, fans at Comic-Con were able to celebrate the 10th anniversary of the series with the cast as well as creator Joss Whedon. While most of the cast has been busy these last few years, and Whedon is spending most of his time with some small project about superheroes calling themselves Avengers, I’m sure if given the chance they would all love to bring these characters back to life again.

These are just a few shows deserving a second chance that I came up with. Feel free to add your own in the comments below.

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Wolf of Wall Street rotten apple of Oscars barrel

Martin Scorsese has made some great films. His 2006 Best Director Academy Award for The Departed was long overdue. Unfairly for moviegoers and fellow moviemakers alike, though, each new film attached to Scorsese’s name seems to be automatically entered into the Best Picture conversation. His latest, The Wolf of Wall Street, should have no place in that discussion.

The film is a big-budget exhibition of the excesses and pitfalls of unrestrained capitalism. Leonardo DiCaprio leads the cast in the role of Jordan Belfort, a brash stock trader who remorselessly swindled clients out of millions of dollars throughout the better part of the 1990s. Belfort immersed himself in greed, drugs, prostitutes, and ego before attracting the attention of the FBI for the illegality of his dealings.

The Wolf of Wall Street is a story told in two acts: the rise and the fall. The depiction of the rise has drawn the attention of any number of commenters for its strong language and graphic representation of drug use and womanizing. Some fret that these portrayals are a glorification of the lifestyle, and I must admit that I found myself using the word “cocksucker” much more frequently than usual in the hours after I finished watching the movie. But it will become clear to anyone who can endure all three hours of this film that these exorbitances are played out on-screen to illustrate the disconnect between Belfort’s outward enjoyment of life and the private turmoil he endures.

Sound trite? It is, as is every theme of the movie.

Greed is bad. Drugs are bad. Orgies with hookers ruin marriages. None of this is earth-shattering, and all of it has been portrayed on film before — and, in many cases, it has been done better. (DiCaprio’s Belfort even references Gordon Gekko, explicitly closing the circuit between the two preeminent Wall Street films.) Wolf is flashy and adrenaline-fueled, but that should not be enough to warrant consideration by the Academy.

Even Belfort’s fall is unsatisfying. It will not take away from the viewer’s enjoyment of the movie to reveal that the feds eventually catch up with the scheme; this is an obvious part of the basic storytelling arc. Unfortunately, what could be an intriguing cat-and-mouse game plays out in an uninspired series of events that takes us on a superficial tour of the European banking system. Sure, we get to see Jean Dujardin and a few more naked women, but these elements add no depth to the story or characters.

If there is one refreshing fact about The Wolf of Wall Street, it is that it has no contrived “reformation,” feel-good ending. Belfort, who himself appears in the penultimate scene of the movie, is still a prick; he has moved on to a life of “motivational” speaking, which is an inevitability that DiCaprio, to his credit, teased out of Belfort’s personality from his first speech to the assembled employees of Stratton Oakmont.

Unfortunately, this reality means that if you paid to see this movie, not only did you waste your money, but you also financed Belfort’s ongoing predatory deception. The man has made nearly $1.8 million from the publication of his book and the sale of its movie rights. Half of that income is required to be paid in restitution for Belfort’s crimes, but federal prosecutors claim he has paid out only $243,000 in the past four years.

I am surely in the minority here, but I have never been a fan of DiCaprio’s acting. The first hour of Wolf does nothing to change my opinion that DiCaprio’s range is usually limited to portraying Leonardo DiCaprio. By hour two, though, he does disappear into the character of Belfort, and his Quaalude trip to the country club is an entertaining bit. Still, DiCaprio, with his Best Actor nomination, seems to get the same nod and wink from the Academy bouncers as Scorsese does.

Jonah Hill is entertaining as Belfort’s sidekick, Donnie Azoff, and relative newcomer Margot Robbie has no trouble sharing the screen with the veteran DiCaprio, her on-screen husband. The most enjoyable performance, however, is the all-too-brief appearance of a gaunt Matthew McConaughey, obviously pulling double duty between this and the role for which he will win Best Actor.

My treatment of The Wolf of Wall Street has been harsh, which is not to say the film is a bad one. Were it an hour shorter, it might well be a fun, escapist distraction, along the lines of American Hustle (a fine film, but another that does not deserve a Best Picture nod). But in comparing the movie to masterful works of art like 12 Years a Slave, Dallas Buyers Club, and Her — and we must, because the Academy has deemed them peers — Wolf falls woefully short.

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Tying one on the gentlemanly way

The humble necktie is not so humble after all. It has, for the centuries since its inception as the cravat, signified membership in a particular group. Today, that group is the pantheon of gentlemen.

There are, of course, several variations of the necktie, from the ascot to the bolo; the former is of no concern to modern man, and the latter is suited to a very special type indeed. The bow tie has shed its stuffy image and warrants an entire column of its own at some point in the future. The Modern Urban Gentleman will spend the majority of his time in the traditional necktie, worn by the elite of society at least since President Benjamin Harrison in 1895, and is that which we will address today.

The Modern Urban Gentleman understands that simply wearing a necktie does not place him in an esteemed class. But having a bit of knowledge about that most important men’s accessory can.

Sizing the tie

There are two main concerns in finding a tie of the correct size, and each has been alluded to in previous entries on the suit: length and width.

Most any tie can be adjusted to the proper length, as this is mainly a function of how the gentleman ties the garment. The end result should be that the bottom tip of the tie slightly overlaps the top of the belt. This can, of course, lead to minutes upon minutes of frustrated retying in front of the mirror, but the payoff is worth it. Even 3,139 career rushing yards does not allow for this look.

Neckties generally fall between two and four inches in width, and the gentleman can choose the width that matches his style, provided he follows one rule: The width of the tie shall be equal to the width of the suit jacket’s lapels. This rule is one of proportion and creating a unified image, and that principle extends throughout the entire outfit. The skinny tie is a-OK as long as the knot is tight, the suit is cut slim, and the lapels are narrow; the Michael Irvin tie is just as fine, provided the gentleman in the suit has the muscle mass to fill it out, employs the full Windsor (more on that later), and sports lapels licensed by the Federal Aviation Administration.

Matching the tie

The necktie is the palette of the gentleman’s style. Fly your flag here, but be mindful of the image it projects and the package of which it is a component. It should, in fact, tie the gentleman’s outfit together. Consider the pattern, colors, and fabric in relation to the rest of the outfit, as well as the season of the year.

The classic power tie is the repp tie, associated with Ivy Leaguers and other prep-types for decades. Have one in your repertoire, but experiment with other patterns and solids. Just remember to choose either the tie or the shirt, not both, to make a statement. Generally, pair a patterned tie with a solid shirt, or vice versa. If both items are patterned, vary the scheme: dots on the tie, stripes on the shirt.

For a period of time, roughly coincidental to the peak of the Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? fad, the rule of thumb was to match the color of the necktie to the color of the shirt. This looks fine, but can become monotonous. Instead, work with colors that complement each other (note: not in this sense), such as a green and silver tie with a yellow shirt in the springtime, or a brown knit tie with a medium blue shirt in the fall.

The classic necktie is made of silk. Silk is a wonderful, if expensive, fabric. Silk ties will comprise the bulk of the gentleman’s collection. But consider other options, including cotton and linen. The knitted cotton tie is especially popular now, and is a great choice for winter, paired with a tweed suit.

The Modern Urban Gentleman cannot advise the wearing of Beatles, dollar-bill, rubber-ducky, or other novelty ties.

Tying the tie

A gentleman never lets this happen.

What?

There are as many ways to tie a tie as there are ways to craft a simile. Stick to one of three: the four-in-hand, the half Windsor, and the full Windsor. The Modern Urban Gentleman has always found “How to Tie a Tie” graphics like the one at right entirely vexing. Seek out videos for your edification instead; some are recommended below.

The four-in-hand creates the tightest, smallest knot, and is therefore ideal for skinny ties. It happens to be the knot the Modern Urban Gentleman learned to earn his Bear Badge and used exclusively for the next 19 years. The basic strategy for tying this knot is: around twice, up from behind, down through. In the absence of a decent video portrayal, try this guide.

The Modern Urban Gentleman’s go-to knot, and the most versatile of the lot, is the half Windsor. This knot is triangular and symmetrical; it offers bulk and weight without being overstated. To tie the half Windsor: around once, down from the front, around again, up from behind, down through. Got that? Watch this video.

The full, or double, Windsor gets its name from the Duke of Windsor: the man who loved women more than he loved being King of England. The full Windsor is large and requires a spread collar. Wear this knot with the same chutzpah as Prince Edward. The Modern Urban Gentleman has never had occasion to sport this one, so rely on this gentleman to teach you its secrets.

Once the knot is tied, be sure to tuck the tail end through the loop provided to keep everything in line; the choice of adding a tie bar or tie tack is a topic for another day.

Untying and storing the tie

An array of ties can amount to a hefty investment (though it does not need to be; see below), and the gentleman protects his investments. The necktie, like the suit, is a work of craftsmanship. Misuse can cause the entire endeavor to, quite literally, unravel.

The gravest necktie sin, committed by nearly every man who has ever constricted his throat with fabric, is to remove the tie by grasping the knot and yanking. Doing so will mangle the structure of the necktie, introducing permanent waves in the fabric, as well as pull at the thread that holds the tie together along the backside of the tie. Instead, loosen the tie just enough so that it can be untied in the reverse manner in which it was tied. Make this a habit.

It is permissible to loosen the tie and pull it over your head, still tied, only if it is to be immediately draped around the neck of an intimate companion. However, proper untying of the tie is of utmost importance immediately upon retiring from any consequent activity.

Properly storing the tie is nearly as important as properly removing it. Hanging a necktie from, for example, a clothes hanger allows the cumulative effects of gravity to lengthen the tie in uneven and unflattering ways. Opt instead to loosely roll the tie and store it horizontally, perhaps in a cedar tie box such as this one. The Modern Urban Gentleman must admit his own deficiencies in this practice and will gratefully accept a tie box as a gift from any loyal reader.

Buying the tie

The department store offers a wide variety of serviceable-if-overpriced and poor-quality-but-affordable neckties. Purchase these in a pinch. But for well-made, well-priced ties, turn to the Internet.

The Tie Bar has become the darling of men’s fashion, and for good reason. Endorsed by GQ, collaborated with by Dwyane Wade and Jesse Tyler Ferguson, The Tie Bar offers hundreds of ties, sortable by every factor highlighted in this column, at prices that will induce a double-take: 100% woven silk for $15. Buy several, and explore the site’s offerings of pocket squares and other accessories.

For knit ties, The Knottery cannot be beat. The collections are limited and sell out quickly, so get on the mailing list and keep the credit card handy. The Knottery’s ties, which also include wool ties handmade in Brooklyn, are generally priced in the $35 to $40 range, but are currently selling for $20 to $30. Like The Tie Bar, The Knottery offers more than just ties.

 

There you have it. Never again fall victim to a too-short tie or a case of mismatched proportions.

Thanks again for joining The Modern Urban Gentleman as we discuss men’s fashion. Of course, being a gentleman isn’t just about clothing, so come back next week for a taste of something … off-centered.

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Wrestling network chance for Divas to make moolah

In this week’s edition of “A Feminist Sensibility,” we are talking about the world of professional wrestling. During the course of this article, I focus on WWE, largely because it is the brand I am most familiar with and also has the largest female roster in the world of professional wrestling.

First, a little bit of back story. My husband, brother-in-law, and many of their friends are huge WWE fans. When my husband, near the beginning of our relationship, revealed he was a WWE fan, I was astonished. I hadn’t realized that: 1) professional wrestling was still televised, and 2) grown men were fans.

Through the beginning of our relationship, I would watch the “longest running, weekly episodic show on television” in an effort to be the “cool” girlfriend. Soon after that, I was invited to a Royal Rumble pay-per-view viewing party. I was extremely overwhelmed and completely unable to contribute to conversations. I spent most of the night asking, “Who is the one in the purple underwear again?”

Fast-forward four years and I still do not consider myself a “WWE fan,” but I can at least hold a conversation about the participants and tell you who I like and dislike.

Last month, WWE once again held its annual Royal Rumble event. For my husband’s family, this is an occasion marked with pizza, celebration, games, and even prizes. I usually attend this event and lament that my favorite wrestler, Evan “Air” Bourne is nowhere to be found these days.

As I watched this year’s Royal Rumble, I was struck by the lack of female characters. Throughout the pay-per-view, the only women were an announcer and an occasional clip showcasing Stephanie McMahon, the daughter of Vince McMahon, the Chairman of the Board and Chief Executive Officer of WWE. Even during weekly episodes of Raw, the Divas matches are usually short, uninspired, and contain stereotypical female plot lines.

As a feminist, I’m hugely enamored with the concept of female wrestling. It should be a place where women are able to buck the traditional concepts of gender, focus on building muscle mass alongside the guys, and just wrestle. Unfortunately, the practice of female wrestling, at least in the realm of WWE, turns into a beauty contest and not an athletic event. I’m not saying a woman can’t be both beautiful and strong, because I absolutely think she can. What I am saying is that WWE seems to be more worried about the hair, makeup, and breast implants of their Divas more than actually fostering any wrestling talent they may have.

Furthermore, young female wrestlers who show talent and aptitude in the ring are often forced to take it down a notch for mass appeal. When the wrestler A.J. Lee debuted, I was extremely excited because I liked her and her persona of a nerdy, quirky, non-traditional ass-kicker. She had the potential to join the ranks of other female trailblazers in the industry, including The Fabulous Moolah and the recently departed Mae Young.

True to form for WWE, though, A.J.’s story line quickly spiraled downhill until she was just an accessory to the guys’ action. She was messing with all the male Superstars’ heads, was nearly married off, and was deemed “crazy.” I was no longer excited to see her on the screen and, in my mind, she was downgraded as “just another pretty face.”

As an aside, since I know someone will bring it up if I don’t, let’s talk about the Divas’ skimpy outfits for just a moment. Let me be clear: I have zero problems with the outfits the Divas wear in the ring. This is one instance where I think the men and women are truly equal. The men wear outfits that are just as revealing, and at this point, it’s not about objectification of the body, but more about showing the athleticism of those in the ring. So an occasional boob pops out, but there’s no difference between the guys who ogle Summer Rae and me hoping that I get a glimpse of Christian’s tush.

It is easy to blame the lackluster Divas division on the man at the top of the company. Perhaps the lack of creativity isn’t entirely Vince McMahon’s fault, though. It may just be a reflection of wrestling fans at-large, and that is the conversation we need to be having to change the dynamics.

During the Royal Rumble main event last month, the “WWE Universe” was extremely upset that Daniel Bryan was not a participant in the 30-man battle royal. At the reveal of the final Rumble entrant, the mostly male crowd started chanting, “We want Divas!” The chant was an insult aimed at the organizers and writers. The implication: the inevitability of Batista winning the match was so bad that even watching Divas wrestle would have been a more appealing option.

As a woman watching the Royal Rumble, I was insulted by the “We want Divas” chant. You are damn right I wanted Divas, but not because I was unsatisfied by the Royal Rumble match, but because when I’m watching WWE, I’d like to see something I can relate to (and no, Total Divas is not the answer). I understand WWE has to be extremely careful about putting men and women in the ring together. I’m absolutely certain the last thing McMahon wants to see on-screen in the contemporary, PG-rated version of WWE is a male wrestler beating up a female wrestler, creating a visual representation of domestic violence. But that isn’t to say the current path of WWE is “female friendly.”

If there is one thing I can give McMahon credit for, it is his ability to see how things can change in the future. One of the reasons WWE has been so successful as a company is largely due to McMahon’s ability to see the potential of a nationwide cable television audience before anyone else. What’s more is he’s proving his business savvy once again with the creation of the WWE Network, which debuted yesterday.

I believe McMahon and company have a chance to change my mind and possibly even turn me into a “fan.” With the new network, WWE has a unique opportunity to expand and experiment with what would attract (and keep) a feminist audience. As a first step, I would suggest WWE actually try to employ a female writer (or two, but let’s not get too radical) for the network, since there aren’t any in the company as of now.

I also believe there are men out there who would enjoy a more robust Divas division. I believe this because I watch wrestling with some of these men, and these men send money to McMahon on a regular basis. This is why, even if McMahon doesn’t share my Feminist Sensibility, I hold out hope that he will see the error of his ways when it comes to the Divas and will work with some female creative writers to make the Divas division the best thing it possibly can be — and make some money while he’s at it.

So Mr. McMahon, if you are reading this, please give me a call. I’d love to be the first female creative writer for you, and I’ve got a lot of great ideas on how to make the Divas brand soar.

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American Hustle: Fast, wild ride worth taking

All too often, Academy Award-nominated films suffer from an air of superiority, or worse, pretension. I always look back on movies like The English Patient or, worse, Crash as the pinnacle of self-righteous awfulness the Academy heralds from time to time.

That’s why it is so refreshing to be able to say that, above all else, American Hustle, the fast-paced and visually striking look at con artistry in the 1970s, is a genuinely fun movie. You may not walk out of the theater shaken to the very depths of your soul, but you will be smiling.

We’re first introduced to our protagonist, a pudgy, balding con man named Irving Rosenfeld, as he stands in front of a hotel mirror meticulously combing, styling, and gluing on an epic toupee. It’s an opening scene for the ages, staged by director David O. Russell, and is an instant tutorial on the character we’re about to follow for the next two hours. Irving, played with usual greatness by Christian Bale, is a man who puts appearances before all else: he doesn’t necessarily care that he has a beer belly or a bald dome, but he sure as hell isn’t going to let that stop him from walking into a room and owning it instantly.

The opening scene sets us up stylistically and thematically for what is to follow: a zany, kinda-sorta-ripped-from-the-headlines tale of double- and triple-crossing, government embezzlement, and good, old-fashioned, white-knuckle suspense. Irving and his partner, Sydney Prosser (Amy Adams), get pinched in a loan shark scam. In order to save their tails, they must work under the direction of hotshot FBI agent Richie DiMaso (Bradley Cooper) to entrap politicians in money laundering schemes.

Russell’s direction, equally fluid and unobtrusive, keeps the action moving forward while knowing when to slow down just long enough in some scenes to bring a small sense of gravity to the situation. The triangular relationship between Irving, Sydney, and Richie is far from a traditional “love triangle,” but under Russell’s steady hand, the interplay among these three does carry enough weight to make the viewer actually care about what happens.

For the second year in a row, Russell has orchestrated one of the most impressive feats I’ve seen in movies: his film’s actors have scored Academy Award nods in all four major acting categories (following last year’s slightly-overrated Silver Linings Playbook). Bale and Adams shine brightest in Hustle, while Cooper more than holds his own.

The final key to the acting piece is Jennifer Lawrence, who plays Irving’s long-suffering (and suffering-causing) wife. Lawrence’s work over her career has always been spectacular, so her nomination this year is not surprising, but in contrast to the work of her three co-stars, Lawrence seems to be phoning in this performance. It doesn’t take away much from the film, but it does leave the viewer wishing her role had more substance.

There is much purposely left unsaid here about how American Hustle unfolds. The joy of the film comes from allowing yourself to go with the flow, to let Russell and his cast take you on a madcap adventure that leaves you breathless and craving each new twist and turn. Ultimately, the gravitas and emotional weight of 12 Years a Slave or Gravity may sway Academy voters on March 2, but by overlooking American Hustle, the Academy would be scamming us all.

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Turn! Turn! Turn! Seasons and mourning goddesses

Winter has officially worn out its welcome. Yes, yes, I know that this winter has so far been warmer than the average recorded, and climate change, and it’s just my perception based on recent experience here in south-central Pennsylvania, but still. I don’t like being cold.

Of course, almost as soon as the cold goes away, we get the heat. It feels like the mild seasons, spring and fall, are only shadows of the more extreme seasons, wistful and fleeting. In fact, not all cultures have four seasons like we do in North America. Tropical climates have two: the hot season and the wet season. So why do we even use four? Where does that come from?

There are, of course, two solstices (Latin: “still sun”), so named because those are the dates when the sun reaches its visible apex in the sky during summer and its nadir in the sky during winter as the Earth rotates on its tilted axis. The two equinoxes (Latin: “equal night”), so named because those are the days when the night and day are the same length (though that’s not quite scientifically true), occur in between the solstices on either side; they are the vernal (which is just a Latin and Norse term for the season of spring) and the autumnal (Latin and Old French term that potentially shares a root, auq, with the word August, meaning “drying up season”).

The seasons don’t actually begin on the solstices and equinoxes, though, because it takes a few months before the actual weather begins to change in relation to the prolonged/shortened exposure to the sun. Sort of like how outdoor pools don’t warm up at noon, but in the afternoon after the sun has been shining on it for a few hours. The atmosphere works somewhat similarly, but on a much greater scale.

“Spring” comes from an Old English word (springen) meaning to leap, burst forth, or fly up. It began to be used in relation to the seasonal change in the 16th century, in a descriptive sense, as in “spring of the year.” Before that, the word “lent” was used to indicate the season, from Old English/Middle Dutch, meaning “length,” as in lengthening of the days, along with printemps, French for “first time.” Spring is the season when plants spring up, and the sun springs above the horizon earlier and earlier. Representing change and birth and optimism, it’s usually considered the “first” season of the cycle.

“Summer” seems to come from an ancient Sanskrit form (sama), meaning “half year” or “season.” Far enough back, people would have used two seasons, the warm and the cold, and summer was one half of the year. The other season was — well, we’ll get to that.

“Fall” comes from Old English as well (feallan), meaning to fail, decay, and die. It also found usage in relation to the season in the 16th century, both as an antonym to spring and because it’s the season when things fail, decay, and die.

“Winter” means, roughly, “white year” from Proto-Indo-European and Celtic words (wind/vindo). So summer was “half year” and winter was “white year.” I’m not sure if there was originally a subtle distinction in the language, like “regular half year” versus “white half year,” but it seems likely, to the extent that the words share a root language. Summer and winter originated well before spring and fall — as seasons, at least.

Now that we know something about where the idea of seasons and their names came from, let’s figure out who these ancient people blamed for the cold. And before you start to think these myths are silly, ask yourself how much stock you, or people you know, put in the predictions of a groundhog on these matters.

 

Demeter and Persephone

These two Greek harvest and nature goddesses, mother and daughter, whose worship predates that of Zeus and his cohort (though Zeus is also supposed to be Persephone’s father), kept everything bountiful and sunny, year-round. One day, Hades, god of the underworld (and Persephone’s uncle), kidnapped Persephone ‘cuz she was pretty. Creeeeeper. Demeter flipped out and went into mourning, causing the land to turn bitter cold and dry up. Naturally, Zeus intervenes.

“Hades,” he says. “What in tarnation is you doin’ wit’ mah youngun.” (I like to imagine the Olympians as inbred mountain folk, for obvious reasons.)

“She et six seeds from a pomegranate. She’s mah wife now.”

“Dag nabbit. If’n it’s only six seeds, you only get ‘er fer six months.”

So Demeter makes “summer” happen half the year, when she has her daughter around, and “winter” when Persephone’s in Hades.

Inanna and Dumuzi

The Sumerian goddess of the sun decided she wanted to check out the underworld, where her sister Ereshkigal, keeper of the dead, lived. They weren’t close, and Inanna was probably just going there to brag about how great things were on the surface. She got told by gatekeeper after gatekeeper that she had to give up her items of power, like her wand and her headdress and necklace, to pass, so she did (for some reason). When she finally got to her sister, Erishkigal killed her immediately. Once again, no more sun meant no more summer, so Enki, leader of the pantheon, sent some servants in to go fish her out and bring her back to life.

Erishkigal said, “No fair, send someone to replace you.”

Inanna looked around and found her husband, Dumuzi, lounging about, not in mourning but living it up bachelor style, so she said, “Yeah, he’ll do.”

Dumuzi’s sister offered to take his place in the underworld for half the year, and Inanna, conflicted about her feelings, still mourned for him for the half of the year when he was down there, causing winter.

Amaterasu

The sun goddess (kami) of Japan, Amaterasu, got ticked off at her brother, Susanoo, flaying ponies and throwing them at her loom, so she hid in the cave, Amano-Iwato, leaving the world in darkness. The other gods showed up and begged her to come out, to no avail. Finally, Uzume danced around naked, which caused the male gods present to laugh (for some reason?), and that drew Amaterasu out of the cave.

Uzume had put a mirror at the mouth, which stunned Amaterasu long enough for some other gods to block the way back in. They made her shine her light again and, eventually, she and Susanoo made amends, sort of. While this myth doesn’t directly mention the seasons, it’s easy to see that the sun has some volatility in how she behaves.

 

So, while the ancient myths have more death (and pony-flaying) in them compared to our Groundhog Day, I’m sure there’s more than a few people who’d like to take a hunting rifle out to Punxsutawney and change that score. Gotta blame winter weather on somebody, after all.

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Catching Fire exemplifies faithful adaptation

Whenever any work is adapted into another medium, a backlash is to be expected from purists who want to see the work copied to the letter. Certainly, there has been a fury from people offended that Hugh Jackman is not five feet tall when playing Wolverine and from Twilight fans upset that even Kristen Stewart’s terrible acting isn’t bad enough to capture how truly awful a person Bella Swan is.

Hunger Games: Catching Fire deserves no such backlash.

A movie adaptation is a retelling of a story in a different medium, which requires different sensibilities. The Hunger Games books are written completely in first-person perspective. Author Suzanne Collins created a main character, Katniss Everdeen, whose thoughts about how the people watching the Games on television must be reacting. Her thoughts are informed only by her own experiences, and the reader is unable to know whether or not Katniss is correct. In addition to creating a protagonist with a limited perspective, such a format doesn’t allow for many secondary story lines or varying points of view.

The original Hunger Games movie added much to the story to get around these limitations of first-person perspective. The writers inserted scenes showing Katniss’s mentor, Haymitch Abernathy, at work seeking sponsors for the girl, as opposed to the book’s telling in which Katniss mentions she is surprised to learn Haymitch was looking out for her well-being. The book also lacked much foreshadowing for future stories, ignoring the impact of the young heroine’s actions in the arena until the end of the story. The movie fixed this with scenes displaying the effect of Katniss’s more defiant actions in the arena. Katniss Everdeen’s decisions spark a revolution.

Unfortunately, the silver screen presents its own limitations. While the original movie was able to make the viewer question fellow competitor Peeta’s motives throughout, it was unable to capture the cynical decisions made by Katniss. The movie-goer who had not read the books would be led to believe that Katniss truly loved Peeta, while the source material makes it evident that Katniss is a calculating woman, doing everything necessary to survive. If Katniss loves Peeta at all, it’s a feeling that the reader may recognize, but that Katniss is unwilling to admit to herself.

Catching Fire is a fantastic book. Many fans have read the book in one sitting. With that in mind, it’s easy to see how the Hunger Games film could frustrate fans. I am happy to report that Catching Fire is a strong and faithful adaptation of the source material.

Catching Fire avoids all of the problems of the original Hunger Games movie. From the first scene, Katniss clarifies her relationship with Peeta by immediately friend-zoning him. And to Peeta’s credit, he doesn’t respond by calling her names on the Internet. Instead, Peeta understands Katniss’s motives and continues the charade to keep the Capitol happy. That necessary deception pushes the entire plot forward as Katniss tries to prevent the revolution that she helped set in motion.

This leads to several heartbreaking scenes, culminating in the execution of President Snow’s brilliant vengeance. Snow’s plan: make Katniss compete in the Hunger Games again. This scene was easily the best of the first half of the book. In one move, the entire plot was set in motion while showing Snow to be a demonic man. The movie did this scene justice, even if the trailers spoiled what was a fantastic twist in the original story.

The announcement of the Quarter Quell sets the stage for the rest of the movie. Unlike the first Hunger Games she competed in, Katniss is no longer fighting other children. Every contestant in the arena is a former victor of the Games, and none of them are happy with the Capitol’s move.

Without giving away any more about the plot, I have to say that the execution of the entire movie was impressive. The adaptation accurately portrayed the spirit of the book, and any changes to the text were hardly noticeable. Fans of the book know that the new Hunger Games arena is far more impressive than the first, and thankfully, most of the major elements of the arena come into play in a big way. Yes, even the monkeys.

Without a doubt, the best part of the story is its foreshadowing, and if you’re watching the movie without having read the book, I strongly recommend watching carefully and asking questions. It will make your experience much more enriching.

Catching Fire ends in a big way and will get you very excited for the Mockingjay movies. Unfortunately, since Harry Potter proved you can make twice as much money off of one story if you split it in half, every studio has made it standard operating procedure. The Mockingjay book was also easily the worst book of the trilogy, but its biggest problem was its briskness and complete lack of detail to all of the major events in Panem. With two movies, it’s conceivable that these problems could be fixed as the longer screen time allows them to flesh out the details brushed over in the book.

Catching Fire has been a critical and commercial success, receiving a “fresh” score of 90 percent on Rotten Tomatoes and making over $800 million at the worldwide box office while becoming the highest grossing U.S. domestic film of 2013.

Jennifer Lawrence is an American treasure. She doesn’t make a bad movie. Her appearance in this flick alone should convince you to give it a shot. A very impressive list of “H” names rounds out the cast, including the late Philip Seymour Hoffman, Woody Harrelson, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth, and Stan “Silent H” Tucci.

Add in the fact that Suzanne Collins wrote a great series, and that Catching Fire is probably the best of the trilogy, and you’re practically guaranteed a great movie. Thankfully, Catching Fire doesn’t let us down, and is a tremendous movie that can be watched over again without losing its value.

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A good thing: Nebraska looks, feels like old times

Alexander Payne, director of Best Picture award nominee Nebraska, allegedly refused to make the movie for several years until the studio relented to his request that the film be shot entirely in black and white.

But now that Nebraska has been released and is earning nearly unanimous positive reviews, one is left to wonder how it could have been filmed any other way. Not in recent time — sorry, The Artist has the decision to shoot in black and white so effortlessly and powerfully reinforced the main themes of a film.

For the uninitiated, Nebraska tells the story of Woody Grant, a worn-down man who may be suffering from the effects of Alzheimer’s, convinced that he needs to get from his home in Billings, Mont., to Lincoln, Neb., to claim the winnings of a mail sweepstakes. His son, David, unsuccessfully tries to get the old man to see that the winnings are bogus, but when reasoning fails, he decides he will drive his dad to claim his prize.

Let’s be honest: there’s no easier plot convenience than a buddy road trip setup. Yet to call Woody and David buddies would be a stretch. It’s clear throughout the film that Woody preferred alcohol to parenting, and the relationship now seems frayed to say the least.

As Woody, Bruce Dern gives one of those performances that blogs, magazines, and Hollywood Foreign Presses can’t stop raving about. In this case, they’re all absolutely right. Dern’s performance is a jaw-dropper; layered, believable, and heart-wrenching. Every year of Woody’s long, difficult life seems to be implanted in the cracks of Dern’s face and slow-deliberate nature of his vocal delivery.

Aside from Dern’s powerful performance, June Squibb shines as Woody’s vulgar and put-upon wife, Kate, and Will Forte, as David, gives a nuanced performance that stands as one of the most underrated of this movie season.

And yet, for as good as all of the actors are, what really allows them to shine is Bob Nelson’s stunning script: a delicate, interwoven peek into Midwestern United States life. The dialogue is genuine and authentic of the townsfolk who populate the film’s landscape. When Woody and David make a stop in Woody’s hometown on their way to Lincoln, his old friends and neighbors take the rare opportunity to chat with their friend in a way that somehow manages to condense 30 years of real life into one scripted exchange.

Nelson’s script is a tour-de-force, and when he walks away with the Best Original Screenplay award in a few weeks, you’ll understand why. It’s rare that a film’s script actually has the guts to treat all of its characters with the care they deserve, and this may be Nebraska’s greatest attribute.

Nebraska is one of those films that doesn’t allow for passive viewing. Some may find themselves overwhelmed by nostalgia while watching, and I would be hard-pressed to blame them. The black-and-white pictures on the screen seem to enhance the longing that many characters feel: longing for things lost, for family separated, for hometowns long left. Even amid the film’s bits of brevity and occasional hilarity (thanks, Ms. Squibb!), there is unmistakable sadness at its center that was hard to shake days and even weeks afterward.

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Seek out whites from ‘undiscovered’ countries

White wine is, in the minds of most Americans, made up of two categories: Chardonnay, and everything else. In California, for example, about 172,000 acres of white wine grapes were bearing fruit in 2012, and over 93,000 acres were Chardonnay. But every time I shop for wine, I like to try and buy at least one bottle of a lesser-known variety, which I can almost always find for less than $20.

One such wine is Torrontés, a refreshing white from Argentina. (Another torrentes, from Spain, is actually unrelated.) Torrontés is extremely aromatic, with signature floral and citrus fruit on the nose. Pour a little in the glass and sniff and you’ll likely find aggressive aromas more like perfume than wine.

Salta and La Rioja are the premier regions for Torrontés, with San Juan and Mendoza generally producing lower quality. (In the case of Mendoza, perhaps the lower quality is because of the strong focus on Malbec, an “undiscovered red,” in that region.)

The Crios de Susana Balbo Torrontés is a great offering, from the Salta region. The Crios de Susana Balbo shows beautiful aromas of melon, lime, roses, and white flowers and an enjoyable balance of floral, citrus, and herbal flavors on the palate. The 2012 is good, but not as intense as the 2010 or 2011.

The 2011 Urban Uco from O. Fournier is outstanding — rated 91 points by Wine Advocate and available for only $10 to $14. With grapes grown in the Salta region, there are plentiful aromas of tart apple and melon. The palate is more heavily tropical, with grapefruit, pineapple, and kiwi flavors along with melon and a vibrant, acidic finish.

While Torrontés is quickly becoming the dominant white wine from Argentina, another “undiscovered white” is making an impact a few thousand miles away. Grüner Veltliner is the premier wine grape grown in Austria. The wine is typically made dry, and styles vary from clean, with lots of mineral notes from vines on the steep, gravely hills along the Danube, to more fruit-forward bottles. A signature note of Grüner (as it is commonly shortened) is a hint of white pepper. For those that really like to hunt for the better wines, Grüner from the Wachau, Kamptal, Kremstal, and Wagram regions of Austria are considered the best, though there are plenty of tasty offerings from other areas as well.

Adolf & Heinrich Fuchs is a great, inexpensive example to try — light-bodied and refreshing. Grüner does not typically have strong aromas: you’ll have to put your nose into the glass to find notes of citrus and spice. But the palate is delicious, with grapefruit, lemon, melon, and that zing of pepper at the end.

I’ve also enjoyed some of the wines from Laurenz V, who make strictly Grüner Veltliners. At $12 to $15, the Singing Grüner Veltliner is heavy on tropical aromas like pineapple and tangerine, with interesting hints of honeysuckle and herbs. On the palate, it is not as light as the Fuchs, but by no means full-bodied, with flavors of pineapple, pear, and pepper.

Grüner is grown almost exclusively in Austria, though it is being planted in the United States. A few wineries in California are giving it a try, as well as Galen Glen in Pennsylvania and Black Ankle in Maryland. Dr. Konstantin Frank has brought Grüner to the Finger Lakes as well. Torrontés is even more rare outside of its native soils, though California wineries Wise Villa and Forlorn Hope (a winery that focuses on unusual grapes) are both producing the Argentine white.

Get out of your comfort zone and try a bottle of something other than the California Chardonnay you buy all the time. Argentina and Austria may not have the popularity of Bordeaux or Napa, but they do produce excellent whites.

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Philomena promotes forgiveness in face of pain

If you were suddenly face-to-face with an individual who had caused you great pain for over 50 years, would you be able to forgive him or her? Philomena challenges viewers with that question by taking them on a touching journey for answers and closure.

The movie Philomena is based on the book The Lost Child of Philomena Lee by Martin Sixsmith, a journalist and former adviser in the British government. The film follows Martin and Philomena Lee, an elderly, devout Irish Catholic woman, on their journey to find her son, Anthony, whom she birthed at the age of 15. Unable to deal with a pregnant teen, Philomena’s father had sent her to the Sean Ross Abbey to deliver her baby and pay off her debt to the nuns for the subsequent four years.

One day, Philomena learns that Anthony has been adopted and has been taken away without her consent or knowledge. Eventually, Philomena leaves the convent, keeps her past a secret, and builds a family. Finally, after 50 years, Philomena breaks her silence and tells her daughter about Anthony and her time at the convent. Philomena’s daughter pitches the story to Martin, who is looking for a way to bounce back from the nadir of his career, at a cocktail party.

What follows is an excellent portrayal of a truly fascinating human interest story. The duo travels around the world, following leads and piecing together Anthony’s life. In the end, Philomena’s search comes full circle and she finds herself back at the Abbey for a few final questions.

While the story on its own is interesting and heartfelt, what gave the plot even more depth was the juxtaposition of the characters Martin and Philomena. For all intents and purposes, Philomena and Martin are complete opposites.

Martin, played by Steve Coogan (who also co-wrote the screenplay and produced the film), is an academic with a penchant for sarcasm who doesn’t have a simple answer for if God exists. He is generally distrusting of most people and is often angry with everyone surrounding him.

Philomena, portrayed by Dame Judi Dench, is a simple woman with amazing faith in God. While not a member of the intellectual elite, she is still wise in her own way and manner, having worked as a nurse for most of her adult life. She wants to treat everyone kindly and seems to have a knack for making friends wherever she goes. Rather than be angry and dissatisfied with the world, she chooses to be happy and make the best of any situation.

Putting these two unlikely mates in a car and on a transcontinental flight makes for some unexpectedly funny moments in light of the seriousness of their mission. The moment that made me laugh out loud was seeing Philomena describe the plot of Big Momma’s House: “It’s about a little black man pretending to be a big black lady. It looked hilarious, Martin!”

I’m not sure it needs to be mentioned, but Dench’s portrayal of Philomena was extremely heartfelt and moving. While I personally connected more to the character of Martin, Dench’s Philomena was everything a protagonist should be: relatable, friendly, compassionate, and an all-around good person. She impresses on the viewer that she finds no comfort in indignation and would rather move on with her life than wallow in the sorrows of the past. Instead of choosing to be angry, she chooses to forgive.

Near the end of the film, Philomena and Martin confront one of the surviving nuns who had contributed so much pain to the woman over half a century. In this scene, I would have certainly taken the path of Martin. When Martin presses the nun for an explanation, she states that losing her son was Philomena’s punishment to bear for her sins of the flesh. She then snaps at Martin about how Jesus is the only one who can judge her for her actions.

If I were in Philomena’s shoes, I would have then chastised the nun for her self-anointed role as God, judge, and jury. Upon reflection, Philomena’s reaction of forgiveness probably puts the nun in her place more so than any passionate lecture I would have given. Sometimes it is the simplest words and phrases that have the deepest impact. Those three little words, “I forgive you,” can take the wind out of sails of the righteous and bring peace and calm to those who desperately need it.

While Philomena was a solid choice for a Best Picture nominee, I highly doubt the Academy will be awarding it the highest honor. Even though the film had it all in terms of emotion, it lacked a certain punch that the Best Picture films have had over the past few years. I’m not sure the Catholic Church’s sins in this movie will resonate with voters as resoundingly as those of the Texas bull riders in Dallas Buyers Club or the American slave owners in 12 Years a Slave. However, missing out on this nominee would be a mistake for any fan of cinema.